01 Pff. If I actually explained all of it to you, we would 8e here until the inevita8le heat death of the universe.
02 It's complic8ed. I guess the most 8asic way to put it would 8e to say that moirails look out for and protect each other. 8ut it's more than that.
03 Moirails balance each other out. They will guard each other, and reign each other in if one party is crazy or dangerous. Or 8oth.
04 Many trolls 8elieve it is a f8ed relationship, destined to happen only with one specific partner!
05 I don't 8uy into that thinking, though. Considering my last moirail totally ditched me and I never figured out why.
06 8ut I know I am pale for Simon. It's actually kind of gross how pale I am for him. I never thought I would want to protect someone as 8adly as I do him.
07 I want to 8e the kind of moirail he could 8e proud of. The kind that actually fucking helps! I was a pretty shitty moirail 8efore. I just took and took and took without ever 8othering to reciproc8.
08 8ut I don't want to fuck that up with Simon. I want to 8e a good moirail to him.
09 ........ 8ut I am pretty sure he will find this idea so awkward he might actually shrivel up and die on the spot.
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FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
You've essentially just explained it to me. Why is this difficult?
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Explain 'moirallegiance'. What do moirails do for each other?
wordalanche.
Pff. If I actually explained all of it to you, we would 8e here until the inevita8le heat death of the universe.
02
It's complic8ed. I guess the most 8asic way to put it would 8e to say that moirails look out for and protect each other. 8ut it's more than that.
03
Moirails balance each other out. They will guard each other, and reign each other in if one party is crazy or dangerous. Or 8oth.
04
Many trolls 8elieve it is a f8ed relationship, destined to happen only with one specific partner!
05
I don't 8uy into that thinking, though. Considering my last moirail totally ditched me and I never figured out why.
06
8ut I know I am pale for Simon. It's actually kind of gross how pale I am for him. I never thought I would want to protect someone as 8adly as I do him.
07
I want to 8e the kind of moirail he could 8e proud of. The kind that actually fucking helps! I was a pretty shitty moirail 8efore. I just took and took and took without ever 8othering to reciproc8.
08
8ut I don't want to fuck that up with Simon. I want to 8e a good moirail to him.
09
........ 8ut I am pretty sure he will find this idea so awkward he might actually shrivel up and die on the spot.
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FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Are you sure he can hold up his end of the bargain, Vriska?
[He couldn't protect you from a soggy paper bag.]
YOU LOVE ME.
[ She hasn't quite got his drift, that he means physical protection. ]
/..........tags from phone
[If it came to that, would he really be able to stop you?]
1/2 HAHAHAHAHAHA GO TO SLEEP YOU LOSER
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Haha! Yeah, he's a complete pushover. There is no way he could ever win a fight on my 8ehalf or something ridiculously farfetched like that.
02
8ut that is not what I need him to do!
03
........
04
This is going to sound really dum8, 8ut a 8ig part of 8eing a moirail is just keeping a more dangerous troll from doing terri8le or stupid things.
05
Whether he knows it or not, he's already done that for me a couple of times.
06
And in exchange ........
07
I can keep him alive.
i can't sleep ;3;
I don't see why he'd refuse a mutually beneficial arrangement.
aw, ara. pets yo head. i'll boomerang you, bb.
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I guess if you HAVE to put it like that, sure, why not!
02
Anyway, pro8a8ly for the same reason you made those stupid dum8 jokes a8out us d8ing.
03
It sounds weird! I know it sounds weird.
04
How the hell do I explain this to a human? Much less a human like Simon.
1/3 maybe idk
2/3
3/4 i lied
i just wanted lots of icons ok
lmao lmao lmao these idiots
01
I don't cry, fuck you! That shit's for wigglers. And I don't eat humans, asshole!!!!!!!!
02
8ut to answer your question, yes. He can refuse. I would not 8e mad if he did.
03
Like I said, I know this is a pretty 8izarre request.
04
8luh. Alright. I will try.
05
Expressing to other people that you care a8out them is hard, Noh-Varr. It's hard, and no one understands.
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I understand. Trust me, I do.
You're brave to know how you feel and to want to express it. Don't wait too long.
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Someone else called her that, once. ]
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It's funny. You are not the first person to say that to me. And I will tell you what I told him: I'm not 8rave.
02
8ut I won't w8.
03
Thanks, Noh-Varr.
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Go get him.