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Noh-Varr ([personal profile] plex) wrote2014-05-07 01:14 pm
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[personal profile] adoube 2015-06-12 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dear Mr Bug,

As per your sustained introduction of fair use principles, which include allowances for for a 'limited" and "transformative" purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize or parody a copyrighted work', the consortium of (1) Dio Eraclea and (2) very wounded kokoro have endeavoured to learn and apply these concepts.

Evidence pieces A.1, A.2 and A.3 included in full copy to illustrate this:

i.

God rest you merry, Bug Alien Men,
Let everything you dismay,
For Bottled Raid our Saviour
Will be used upon this Day.
To save poor souls from Poor Man's Elvis' power,
Which long time had gone cray-cray.
Which brings tidings of comfort and joy.
Comfort and joy
Tiiiiiiidings of comfort and joooooooooooooooooooy!!


ii.

To be, or not to be: that is the shirt allergy question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the way too ripped (Schwarzie) body to suffer
The slings and arrows of wistful maidenly sighs,
Or to take arms against a sea of awkward glances,
And by opposing end them? To get some clothes on: to rejoin decency;
No more; and by rejoining decency to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To not be a pervert;
To sleep: perchance to ero-dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this 24/7 bared coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes very awkward encounters of so long life;
For who would bear the dread and horror of meeting you in the (ever-nude) flesh,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud Guildsman is naturally terrified


iii.

My shiiip fetish don't...
My shiiip fetish don't...
My shiiiiiiiiip fetish don't want none if a cockroach's piloting anyway, son!!!

Bug star named Noh-Varr used to live, really, so far
Big galaxy explorer, acting like he never cares
Was in shootouts with CDC law, but cows still licked his hair
Now that's sad, sad, sad,
Picking on moe Guild boys, that is just too bad
He needs some telling, been a dreadful cad,
Making poor, weeping Eracleas really, really mad,


The consortium trusts that this educational sample will be received in the Good Faith and Benevolence in which fair use was intended.

The consortium is also still crying deeply*.

Kind regards,

Dio Eraclea


* All crying and/or draping cease-and-desist letters should be presented with a thirty-day notice**
** time is relative***
*** relativity favours draping****
**** a land-dwelling scientist probably said so ]
Edited 2015-06-12 20:23 (UTC)