what really are you sure he didnt trick you into giving him the file because as convoluted as that may be it sounds more plausible than unironic fondness for rick astley
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
on a scale of star trek to h.r. giger how alien are you
does liking rick astley have anything to do with your x-rays am i about to find out theres some kind of genetic disposition towards grooving to the sounds of a dude whos never gonna give you up
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What? No. That would be an exceptional lack of foresight.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
He just liked the song; I sent him the file.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I can guarantee you that there is no Kree Rick Astley, and thank the long lineage of the Accusers for that.
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what really
are you sure he didnt trick you into giving him the file because as convoluted as that may be it sounds more plausible than unironic fondness for rick astley
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
on a scale of star trek to h.r. giger
how alien are you
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What's wrong with liking Rick Astley?
[omg dave u cant just ask people why they're aliens!!]
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
'Star Trek', probably. The Kree resemble humans, at least until the x-rays come in.
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do you unironically like rick astley
[What is cultural sensitivity???]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
does liking rick astley have anything to do with your x-rays
am i about to find out theres some kind of genetic disposition towards grooving to the sounds of a dude whos never gonna give you up
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I don't think Rick Astley is the bane of the 80s, even if he wasn't the decade's best and brightest.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
See above re: Kree Rick Astley. Our species isn't big on music.
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i think its more accurate to say hes the bane of the early 21st century
or whatever decade were casually existing in right now
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
what do you guys got against music
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I wish I could tell you. We have no disease, no hunger, and technology beyond your wildest imagining.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
But vocal harmonies are beyond us.
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your tech cant be that wild if it cant even go rogue and synth it up
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
its got to at least take you to funky town for "wild" to even be a consideration
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We do pretty well for ourselves. We've conquered our galaxy and most of our neighbours. Music and the arts are just not priorities for us.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Kree technology could make your heart sing. Doesn't that deserve a 'wild' rating?
[yeah he went there.]
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FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
does it make shit groovy to top it off
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
because i dont think i can let it slide on that alone
especially when it wont do any of the singing itself
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
that would just be crass as fuck