["It's a date." Hah. Haha. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. That. It's just. An American way of saying, "yeah sure I'll be there" or something. Right? RIGHT. Because. Hah. Haha.
Yeah.]
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org Good. I'm not going to bust my ass to try and get a cocktail on this planet just to comfort you.
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I'm fine. Saw some familiar faces.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Garrus and I broke up a while ago.
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You were dating GARRUS?
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No, I just said that to mess with you.
[ A WORRYINGLY LONG-BUT-NOT-QUITE-LONG-ENOUGH TIME LATER: ]
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Yes, I was dating Garrus. Why would I lie?
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I just didn't know is all! Guess I don't know anybody's type around here, hah.
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How so?
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Well I talked to Pilot today, but it's not really my place to share.
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Sorry to hear about you and Garrus.
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Come on, you can't say something like that and then not follow up.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
It's all right. It wouldn't have ended well anyway.
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He was napping with a girl in our unit YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME.
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Still sucks though. ('^')/ Guess I really do owe you some drinks.
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FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
That's cute. :)
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I won't say no.
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You might have to wait a bit for them. We've been pretty busy on this planet.
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It's a date. I can be patient.
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Yeah.]
FROM: chidori.kaname@cdc.org
Good. I'm not going to bust my ass to try and get a cocktail on this planet just to comfort you.
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They're on the same page right??? ]
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
I'm not going to have a decent cocktail for months, aren't I? How sad.
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Yeah. Avoid dying or loss of limb, and maybe I'll even get you mozzarella sticks.
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In that case, I'll endeavor to stay in one piece.
[ No promises. ]