I take great offense at your letter, as it constitutes obvious defamation of my good character. Firstly, your use of "bug" in the pejorative implies your belief that insects are somehow inferior to yourself, when in fact, here is irrefutable proof of the contrary:
A - some of them can fly, including but not limited to cockroaches,
B - you can't fly
C - all of them know what to do on the ground better than you do.
FURTHERMORE, your insistence that I have breached your copyright is in direct contradiction with fair use terms, which include allowances "for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work." Seeing as how your moe isn't original in the first place, my use of it was indeed in parody and therefore, no draping and/or crying will be tolerated.
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Dear Mr Too-chicken-to-talk-to-me-in-person-don't-think-I-haven't-noticed,
I take great offense at your letter, as it constitutes obvious defamation of my good character. Firstly, your use of "bug" in the pejorative implies your belief that insects are somehow inferior to yourself, when in fact, here is irrefutable proof of the contrary:FURTHERMORE, your insistence that I have breached your copyright is in direct contradiction with fair use terms, which include allowances "for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work." Seeing as how your moe isn't original in the first place, my use of it was indeed in parody and therefore, no draping and/or crying will be tolerated.
Yours truly,
I-like-Luciola-more-than-you, in-case-that-wasn't-obvious.
PS. Your hair is terrible.
PPS. I have a ship. And you don't.
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